What movies have not aged well?
10.06.2025 09:13
Dr No
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
The Man with the Golden Gun
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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-All the bad guys are black.
Live and Let Die
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-”She is very sexyful!”
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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Goldfinger
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Diamonds Are Forever
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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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-”Ah so!”
Octopussy
From Russia With Love
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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Moonraker
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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
A View to a Kill
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
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You Only Live Twice
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
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The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd